Toniqua_ Fuck left my fucking wallet in the car now I gotta walk back. Damn. This is why I need to teleport
canyai u coulda just txt me instead of tweeting RT @QT_pi3: @canyai u need 2 txt me NOW!
PLAYBWAH @BrooksBrother44 Im a grown ass man w/ hair on my nuts. Don't you ever question me...
champg23 Just saw a woman beat up a train conducter. Literally. Only in jersey.
JinxTheJerk "Niggas know... They still suck. I'm still that nigga."
IceColdLady I totally understand why niggas depend on drugs.
BdotLaw New barber: "Need a cut?" Me: "..........."
chrisstewie Homeboy on the Ave is selling citizenship for $45. . . wild
jstreete What you need ironically will turnout what you want to be... If you just let it - Lauryn Hill
IceColdLady PSA: Swine Flu lives Hoe. Wash your hands.
Mr_SZS Fitteds: Extending the time between haircuts since '95.
HeyitsLezlie Life is like driving in traffic...niggas will always try 2 get over on u
B_5 Dude in line said "I told him my secret." and began to giggle
champg23 The good part of me feels bad for leading this chick on. The 'me' part of me just doesn't give a damn.
ChakaFlocka Climbin trees with a 211 in my hand...
RASTruly I got to the point where I don't even open my mail no more....for wat...lil disappointments wit stamps
PLAYBWAH #lifelessons If you miss the pregame...you've missed the party.
enjoi247 if u wanna be a leader i suggest you follow me
youngmogul87 Walked in the bathroom @ church only to see 3 little kids pissing all over the wall & talkin smack to each other… it was a competition.
