I had to dig in the crates for these. I'll put up newer ones tomorrow...maybe.
@IceColdLady The look that pedestrians get on their face the second they realize that ur ass is crazy enough to really hit them is flippin priceless.
@SoSiaplay #24hourstolive I would break in everybody house that has stereotypes about black men and rob them in a suit that's tailored
@jinxington Coffee is the new weed
@jinxington Actually. Weed is the new coffee
@SoSiaplay #24hourstolive I would def find superhead and see wats the fuss about
@CezaCez #24hrstolive going to Brazil to raw dog every bad female i see...smoke hella bud and prolly do a lil coke
@Toniqua_ ive always wanted to plan some high level crime. just for the rush... there would be nothing to fear
@Pbbt I am the McGuyver of marijuana.
@the_asamp Every time someone wins on Cash Cab they always get out of the cab with money in hand. One of these days someone's getting JACKED.
@GalenJ One of my coworkers to campers after watching King Kong: "And the moral of this movie is....don't talk to white girls!" I died.
@latricetenaya Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
@Ms_Kerry if u dont kno i love cheese, u dont kno me at all
@Toniqua_ Do niggas think that drugs impresses me?
@martEMCfly Hate when broads trick themselves into believing something is gonna happen and then you become an asshole when it doesn't.
@enjoi247 if the klu klux klan buys me a playboy mansion i would be okay with it @b_amos
@HardcorGentlman #howdareyou Be bad as shit and think any nigga just wants to be your friend.
@FrenchMontana just got off the phone wit max b, he said a c.o. asked em to hold 200 dollars till he get his check..thats when u know u wavy lol
@CezaCez Need to convince my connect to hop on Twitter that would make my life a lot easier
@MarcKeyZ i got this lady at work who comes n and tries to convert me into a jehovah witneas
@Mr_Ferg True leadership: sending your little sister to the store for milk when you're hungry for cereal.
@martEMCfly "We're all pretty bizzare, some of us are just better at hiding it." - The Breakfast Club
@Swizz84 Power just went out at the job...bout rob all the desks with candy on
@MillyBDemented planning my vanishing act.it...grimmmeeeeyyy
@BdotLaw Hippie 60 yr old white man in subway: "enjoy your sandwich btw...I have the OG that's 4 ur liking.." lmao prb is smokin tho
@GalenJ Me and my Rockband bandmate are looking for a female Rockband Singer as we Tour across the virtual country. In return, I have coronas lol
@jayredg Gucci Mane is the G.O.A.T. of simple rappers
