This is what I remember from last Nov 4th.
Joe: You bout to fuck with it?
Me: Maaaan, I dunno yo. You know if we go in there she's gonna talk about Obama like crazy.
Joe: I know. She love that nigga
Me: Yea man. Yo. It's not like I don't wanna hear about Obama. I fuck with em. I just don't wanna hear about him the way shes gonna talk about him. Na mean?
Joe: Yea. But man, it's getting to the end. I can't miss no days man.
Me: Word.
[So this goes on for like 5 minutes...]
Joe: Nigga if we gonna leave we should go now.
Me: Hold up..there's a sign on the door. (Walk over to read the sign) Man. Shit.
Joe: What?
Me: Son, this sign says 'There Will Be No Class due to last night's Election. Take this day and reflect. You are living history. GO OBAMA!"
Joe: We outta here.
Me: Word.
[walking out the Leadership Building]
Joe: Ay nigga, you heard what happened last night?
Me: Um yea. Obama won.
Joe: (Laughs) Na. Ay you know how everyone was celebrating in the streets last night? (Laughs again.
Me: Yea. I was out here whylin. I had a bottle out here leanin.
Joe: You was out where?
Me: On campus. It was like a party out here yo. I ran into Burb in the parking deck, he was smokin stogies. Mayweather too. Some niggas started streaking. Lightweight niggas was baggin jawns out here off the Obama tip.
Joe: Damn... Well yea. Everybody was going crazy and shit. Man you know where MLK meats the strip?
Me: Yea.
Joe: This nigga pulls up at the intersection and stops his car and shit.
Me: In the middle of the road?
Joe: He's pulled over to the side a little, but he's playin My President is Black and shit (Laughs again)
(When someone starts laughin before the story is over you feel like damn, let ME start laughin too. Like you just askin questions chuckling and shit.)
Me: (laughs)
Joe: So like he's out there dancin around and rappin all the words. You know, all into it.
Me: (sings chorus) My President is black. My Lambo's blue.
Joe: Yea, Yea. All that shit. The guy is like 'Finally! A Black President of The United States of America!! We gotta start loving one another! We're all brothers! (Laughs)
Me: (Laughs)
Joe: Man. As soon as he said that, a crackhead jumped in the driver side, said 'Thanks brotha,"and sped off! Zoooommmm!
Me: (Laughing)
Joe: (Laughing) Man the dude was like "Hey muthafucka! Get back here! HELP! Some nigga just stole my shit! Aaaahhhhhh!"
Me: (crying) Damn so the crackhead dipped?
Joe: Hell yea! That nigga drove off down MLK and turned the music up! All you heard was My President is Black bumpin down the block. There was mad people outside.
