(Lil Chris's First Day of College)
[Phone Rings]
Jinx: Yurp. [Yurp = Hello]
Lil Chris: Yo..Nigga. I'm unpacking my shit and I see this extra bag in my luggage. And i ain't pack it.
J: Word?
L: Yea, so I open the shit up and its a big box of magnum condoms with a sticky note signed "Mom...with a smiley face."
