FB Status Sunday

Decided to just compile status's from my friends that made me laugh throughout the week. Did I ask permission? No. Do I care? Not at all. Is it a creeper-esq? Certainly... I'll leave off last name so no one bitches about it. But you know who you are...

Justin - just farted and it lasted for 7 straight seconds...im never eating at white castle again.

Eldon - is a firm believer that "chicken & rice" platters prevent hangovers.

LeKisha - is severely allergic to ghetto and 'ghettoness'

Chris - is Jäger Bombs!

Brandon - THE MOST ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF POPULAR MUSIC I HAVE EVER WITNESSED http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bxxk4TVZcU.

Richard - is every bad bitch in atl lookin for a hand out? this shit is disgustin

Gamal - aight so i decided to take my new blackberry in the shower with me (not literally) i left it on the sink...doesn't seem to bad right? well..now none of my buttons work so i can't unlock my phone and i need it for my test tomorrow.. fml

Natalie - i knew north korea would fire that missile. they really dont give a fuck

Nisha - Least effective pickup line: "I wish my wife looked like you."

Aaron - ...how you gonna break my sword, steal hers, then come into the party with two swords like it was your idea from jump????? smh

Owen - wow just seen someone whip out a beeper lol smh....its 09'.iwonder how much he would get if it was sold on Ebay.